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sally-anne perks for [info]theatrium [09 Jun 2010|11:55am]
Wake up in the morning, stumble on my life
Can't get no love without sacrifice
If anything should happen, I guess I wish you well
A little bit of heaven, but a little bit of hell.Read more... )
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july 31 1999. [31 Jul 2009|04:02pm]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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july 23 1999. [23 Jul 2009|04:13pm]
Well, I think that being a secretary is perfectly lovely! I get to talk to lots of people and meet new people and maybe even help them! See, I think this is all turning out very well! AND AND AND I have lots of parties and celebrations to go too. So thinking back about this, clearly today has been an EXCELLENT DAY!
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july 13 1999. [13 Jul 2009|04:29am]
I have given this much thought. Everyone has been talking about STALKING (Tibby Bode, I mean you!!) and the Ministry GATHERING INFORMATION that I think I have formed my conclusion. We are being stalked!! They are checking up on us by STALKING us and making notes and seeing if our psychology is perfectly fine or not (mine is, Ministry! Mine is!) and I would like you to know, Ministry of Magic, that I am protesting this stalking business. It is not very NICE to follow us when we don't know!!! HOW VERY UNSAFE.
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july 07 1999. [07 Jul 2009|03:13am]
Guess what I did today?! DRINKS. I DRANK! Emmy Kovacs took me because she is FABULOUS like that. She is teaching me lots of LOVELY, NEW, INTERESTING things!! I would tell you all, but I think it is supposed to be secret and just reserved for me, I THINK. I am not sure! My goal is to remember all of these new rules GUIDELINES and stick to them.

I CAN DO THIS!
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july 04 1999. [04 Jul 2009|01:05pm]
Michael Corner, I approve of your party!!! I'm very very very very very very VERY sorry that I threw up. I don't do that much!! I really don't! I'm sorry! Mandy!! I will clean it up for you, don't WORRY!
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june 30 1999. [30 Jun 2009|11:27pm]
WELL. SOME people are just rude!
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june 27 1999. [27 Jun 2009|12:28pm]
FREEDOM! There are no words to describe how happy I am that I am free! That we are free! At last! I'm not the only one who is glad to be back... am I???

Well, REGARDLESS of that, I am excited and I'd love for you all to catch me up on your summer plans!
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